Ask Poorly Drawn Apple Jack

This tumblr is dead, like my dreams.

:< AJ why ain't you got a ponyhoof? WHY AM I SPEAKING LIKE YOU. MY HURT IS BRAINING.

Because Ah’ don’t have internet?

Karkat Vantas (♋)

[X ] Cancer is your zodiac sign

[x] You hate the color red

[ ] You love RIDICULOUSLY TERRIBLE ROMANTIC MOVIES AND ROMCOMS

[x] You like to program computers

[X] You fail at it

[ X] YOU LIKE TO TYPE IN CAPS

[X ] You don’t put up with anyone’s bullshit

[] You love to argue and support your arguments with empty logic

[] You never smile

[x] You get aggravated easily

[x] You act like an asshole but deep down you care for your friends

[] You have problems with relationships

Total: 8

Vriska Serket (♏)

[ ] Scorpio is your zodiac sign

[ ] Dark blue, is your fav color

[X ] You love to role play

[ ] You like spiders

[ X] You like end of the world scenarios such as the Zombie Apocalypse, Fall out invasion, etc.

[x] Magic 8 balls are cool

[ ] You are very manipulative

[X ] You are a huge bitch

[x] You easily get bored

[X ] You blame your problems on other things, such as “bad luck”

[ ] You have an addiction to breaking things

[ ] You never clean up after yourself

Total: 6 

Tavros Nitram (♉)

[] Taurus is your zodiac sign

[ ] Your fav color is orange and/or brown

[x] You love FAIRY TALES AND FANTASY STORIES

[X ] You love card and role playing gamed

[ ] You believe in FAIRIES, even though they AREN’T REAL.

[] You are too sensitive

[X ] You never really “hate” anybody.

[x] You like to communicate with wildlife

[] You have a friendly attitude

[ ] You are pretty good at poetry

[ ] You LARP

[ ] You sometimes stutter when you talk

Total: 4

Terezi Pyrope (♎)

[ ] Libra is your zodiac sign

[X ] Your fav color is red and/or teal

[X ] You are more interested in taste and smell then sight

[x] You love dragons

[ X] You lov3 to sp34k 1n l33t h3h3h3

[x] You love plushies

[ X] You love to roleplay

[ X] You are a sociopath [possibly, psychiatric evaluations abandoned with warning of possible character disorders]

[X ] You are almost always grinning

[ X] You take interest in law and justice

[x] You like to draw

[ X] You can be really flirty sometimes

Total: 11

Kanaya Maryam (♍)

[ ] Virgo is your zodiac sign

[ ] Your fav color is jade

[ ] You love fashion

[x] You love LIVELY COLORFUL PATTERNS

[ ] You love to sew

[x] You love literature

[X ] You have no problem getting into fights

[X ] Chainsaws are awesome

[ ] You like make up

[x] You are a pretty creative person when it comes down to it

[ X] You like the taste of blood

[ X] Getting revenge is always high on your list

Total: 7

Aradia Megido (♈)

[ ] Aries is your zodiac sign

[ ] Maroon is your fav color

[ ] You inadvertently make frog noises

[ ] 0_0 is your fav emote

[ ] You like ARCHEOLOGY

[X ] You like to destroy things out of boredom

[x] You can hear voices that no one else can hear

[ ] You used to roleplay

[ ] You are obsessed with temporal inevitability

[X ] You are a very violent and confrontational person

[ ] You’re sometimes spooky in appearance

[x] You love talking about depressing things

Total: 4 

Equius Zahhak (♐)

[ ] Sagittarius is you zodiac sign

[ ] Your fav color is royal blue

[] You have a widow’s peak

[ ] You sweat a lot

[ ] You love being strong

[ ] You SUCK AT ARCHERY (I’VE NEVER TAKEN IT)

[x] You have a great appreciation for THE FINE ARTS.

[ ] Practically everything MAKES YOU FURIOUS

[ ] You have so much rage, it can only be expressed through STAGGERING QUANTITIES OF PHYSICAL VIOLENCE.

[x] You like to build things

[X ] You have some pretty strange fetishes

[ X] You love playing high stakes games

Total: 4

Nepeta Leijon (♌)

[ ] Leo is you zodiac sign

[] Your fav color is green

[x] You love cats

[x] :3 is your fav emote

[ ] You are into furries

[x] You love to draw

[ ] You have a heightened sense of smell

[ X] You are freaking obsessed with friendly role-playing

[x] You have a naive view of everything

[x] You love “OTP” (one true pairing)

[ ] You are just too cute

[x] And very playful

total: 7

Sollux Captor (♊)

[] Gemini is your zodiac sign

[ ] Your fav color is yellow

[ ] You speak with a bit of a lisp 

[ ] You are totally sick hacker

[x] You have bi polar mood swings

[] You are pretty introverted

[x] You beat yourself up over little things

[ ] You like to keep everything mismatched such as your clothing

[ ] You think you are not good enough

[] You’d rather be technical then use brute force

[X ] You think you have voices in your head, but it really is just your paranoia

[X ] Your best friend is a dick

Total: 4

Feferi Peixes (♓)

[ ] Pisces is your zodiac sign

[ ] Your fav color is magenta

[ ] You love wearing colorful clothing

[ ] You love to swim

[x] You get really excited easily

[x] You are very very perky and energetic

[X ] You are optimistic and fearless

[ ] You are stronger than you look

[x] You love looking after animals

[ ] You are very modest

[ ] You have a pretty good tolerance when it comes to annoying things

[x] You have a slightly rude and insulting side

Total: 4

Eridan Ampora (♒)

[ ] Aquarius is your zodiac sign

[ ] Your fav color is purple

[ ] You dress flamboyantly

[X ] You have an affection for tales of historical leaders, conquerors, and military history.

[ ] You have a massive ego

[x] You love magic and wizards

[ ] You have a genocide complex

[ ] You swear like a sailor

[x] You try to make friends with everybody regardless of their opinion of you

[ ] You get jealous a lot

[] You are romantically lost

[ ] You are kind of a tool

Total: 3

Gamzee Makara (♑)

[ ] Capricorn is your zodiac sign

[ ] Your fav color is indigo

[ ] You like clowns

[x] You like sweet things

[x] You like to bake 

[x] You are pretty laid back

[] You don’t like knowing the technology or science behind things(well stuff like in biology)

[x] You are impulsive and/or unpredictable

[ ] You are silly and eccentric

[ ] You like insane clown posse

[ ] You cuss a lot

[ ] You are a stoner

Total: 4

[[I might not be posting and/or drawing much. Well, I can’t draw at all now. My computer is the definition of fucked.]] 

//Ay Alicia, where you at?

[[System 32 is fucked up, got a Trojan virus, Child_Porn.PROXY, Bast Worm, all on my computer of course. I’m secretly using my dad’s at the moment.]] 

Fuck you and your kicking. I have wood.

You are an ugly nigga.

Hello, Miss. Apple Jack. May I sample some...Apple Pie?

*Pinkie staggers about, a little drunk* Can you get me a bed?

Is this the part where we start kicking?